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This hilarious fluffy cockatoo totally deserves his own stand-up comedy show.
After living with a couple who got divorced, it seems that Peaches, the melodramatic Moluccan cockatoo, has learned a thing or two about picking a fight.
According to Elaine Sigmon of North Carolina, Peaches once belonged to a couple who has since broken up. Today, the bird often breaks into loud (and possibly expletive-laden) tirades, dramatically moving her head from side to side as she screeches and "argues."
Sigmon thinks Peaches probably picked up her penchant for bickering from her previous owners.
"We had Peaches for several days when one afternoon she began ranting and raving as if blessing someone out," she said. "My husband, Don, was sitting in the chair near her perch, and she began to aggressively point her head toward him just like someone pointing their finger while arguing ... We're not sure what she is saying, but she is really giving her opinion."
Sigmon says the bird typically launches into one of these rants "once or twice a day". Fortunately, the pet owner says that she and her husband find the cockatoo's antics "hilarious".
Peaches, of course, thrives on a diet of seeds, nuts and plant-based foods, and in her opinion, you should do likewise. Don't make Peaches angry. You'll never, EVER hear the end of it.
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